If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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