i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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