On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize