well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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