U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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