are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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