my vag is so smooth its legendary
I've blown a few things in my day
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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