I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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