Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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