So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm bleeding and have questions
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
