Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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