you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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