In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I would fuck him just for his dog
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