after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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