he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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