I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I could make wine with my vomit
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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