I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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