He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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