it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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