so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
