it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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