You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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