People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
did you just send me my own nude
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize
