You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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