she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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