Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
ugly people sure do ruin things
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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