She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You're so nebulous sometimes
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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