And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
