Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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