On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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