I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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