I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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