she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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