just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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