I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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