do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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