so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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