Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
