he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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