Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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