In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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