Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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