I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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