Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
