I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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