Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
