Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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