The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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