Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Well I just put wine in my tea
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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