I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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