Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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