If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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