Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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