Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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